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This is my very private personal blog and it remains infinitely more popular than my official author blog where I try to come off as a real live professional person/ author.

I'm Mik. I have a love affair with Impalas. I am afraid of spiders and alcoholics. I am a yogurt connoisseur. Future meta-magician. Former logic clinician. Former model. Former bookstore owner. Some other stuff. Currently mother, author, freelance editor and editor for Kleft Jaw Press.

Testimonial from a former roommate:
"Living with you was like living with a quiet little opinionated deer person who floated around like a ghost and said smart/nutso things and ate seaweed. "

I divide my time between Boulder, Colorado and Wichita, Kansas. I love mountains. I love hiking. I read and write. I raise my daughter to the best of my ability. I have lupus and have defeated early-stage cancer twice, so I pretty much fully support the use of medical marijuana.

 

#latergram: Sophie’s Frozen birthday cake! Decorated with sugar cubes, edible glitter, edible pearls, and two kinds of homemade candy ice! #frozen #disneyprincess #cake #cakedecorating

#latergram: Sophie’s Frozen birthday cake! Decorated with sugar cubes, edible glitter, edible pearls, and two kinds of homemade candy ice! #frozen #disneyprincess #cake #cakedecorating

http://georgeblahden.co.vu/post/96184136332/raptorific-carahopsthepond-raptorific

raptorific:

carahopsthepond:

raptorific:

motherfuckers will say how things are “in Africa” like it’s one big place that’s homogenous throughout

but god forbid you say “Britain” when you mean “England”

But when you’re referring to Britain you can also be referring to…

Got a new job in the Whole Body department at Whole Foods. Came home from orientation and my mom asked me if my name tag said “Whale Body.” :(

Got a new job in the Whole Body department at Whole Foods. Came home from orientation and my mom asked me if my name tag said “Whale Body.” :(

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

(Source: uncooler)

#tbt: Mrs Nonken’s second grade class at Grater Grade School in Hutchinson, KS, 1961. My dad is in the bottom left, doing that thing with his jaw. He and the kid next to him look like quite the case. #hutchinson #kansas

#tbt: Mrs Nonken’s second grade class at Grater Grade School in Hutchinson, KS, 1961. My dad is in the bottom left, doing that thing with his jaw. He and the kid next to him look like quite the case. #hutchinson #kansas

Fun with crayons. (at The Donut Whole)

Fun with crayons. (at The Donut Whole)

Cloudy days are the best pool days. (at Horizons East Pool)

Cloudy days are the best pool days. (at Horizons East Pool)

Best postcard I’ve receive yet. From Stephanie Cawley. #augustpoetrypostcardfest #postcard #vintage #retro #poetry

Best postcard I’ve receive yet. From Stephanie Cawley. #augustpoetrypostcardfest #postcard #vintage #retro #poetry

The best postcard I’ve received yet, from @stephanievii #augustpoetrypostcardfest #postcard #vintage #retro

The best postcard I’ve received yet, from @stephanievii #augustpoetrypostcardfest #postcard #vintage #retro

Current emotion: underdressed off-brand Barbie lying on her side in her own neon, extremely glittery vomit. #drunkwhitegirls

Current emotion: underdressed off-brand Barbie lying on her side in her own neon, extremely glittery vomit. #drunkwhitegirls

kobetyrant:

OPINIONS CAN BE RACIST

OPINIONS CAN BE SEXIST

OPINIONS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC

stop using “it’s just my opinion” to justify your bigotry.