February 2012
my boyfriend is coming home late today
the kids are in bed
i am going to get stoned, take a shower, watch To Kil a Mockingbird, and cry a lot
and then probably go back to pretending that tylenol actually makes a difference and i’m not continuously on the verge of tears when my boyfriend gets home
every fucking bone in my body hurts. every joint. every inch of skin. i can feel the nodules of my kidneys. i can hear the pleural lining in my chest rubbing together. my spinal column is screaming.
Anonymous asked: I need a little advice. I know you're moving to Colorado with your guy soon, and I'm actually about to move to Kansas City to be closer to mine. This means completely uprooting my life, transferring schools and transferring to a new job location. He's my first serious relationship and I'm truly, deeply in love with him, but this is a really big decision. Do you think it's...
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I am so excited to be moving this summer. I can’t wait to live in Colorado.
Maybe I shouldn’t be so thrilled about Hipster Vallhall’a, but I am. I like yoga. I like fresh air. I like recycling. I like having access to medical marijuana. I like a greater prevalence of foods without gluten that don’t aggravate lupus. I like being healthy. That’s a good portion of the...
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I hate how the stuff that is sliced and comes in a bag at the grocery store is called bread, despite the fact that it bears only the faintest resemblance to actual bread.
Same with tomatoes and strawberries.
It’s all so fucking tasteless.
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“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.”
– Oscar Wilde (via nobackspacekey)
areadersfancy asked: you're cool
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I think I’m just about the only person alive who really likes raw eggs (with sugar, of course)
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areadersfancy:
“In the information society, nobody thinks. We expected to banish paper, but we actually banished thought.”
Michael Crichton, in his novel Jurassic Park
forrrr myyyy boyfriend
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Anonymous asked: stay beautiful, stay rational, stay close to the ones that love you.
I’m really gullible when it comes to my state of being.
When my water broke, I was like, “My water broke.”
And my mom was like, “No you probably just wet your pants.”
And I was like, “Uh. Nooooo, my water just broke.”
anyway, long story short, we did go to the hospital but by the time we got there, my mother hand me convinced that I’d just wet my...
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my boyfriend has spent the last 20 minutes trying to convince me that i am a cat.
i am not a cat.
i think.
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wushocksg2 replied to your post: I’m really hoping that doing my hair in dreads…
why do you reply to everything with freaky-ass gifs
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One time, I was Googling some stuff to verify facts in a story my dad told me. I somehow got to a comment on some unrelated page somewhere in the vast cybersphere that said something along the lines of, “Yeah, everyone used to scratch ‘Neugent Bites’ into the desks at KU and I didn’t get it because I didn’t like Ted Neugent at all” and I wanted to be like YOU...
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I’m really hoping that doing my hair in dreads will maybe make the hair loss thing less noticeable. Like, the hairs that fall out will still be locked into the dread or whatever.
Why does not only lupus cause hair loss, but every single medication for the treatment of lupus or its symptoms cause hair loss.
also, a clump of my hair fell out on a student today while I was helping her with a...
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lukefuentes replied to your post: lukefuentes replied to your post: doobiefry…
Also, bravo for getting the kids toe at dino veggies.
I’m a fucking vegetable ninja. I sneak it into shit like dinosaurs and cupcakes and they are none the wiser. =D
dee-oh-nuh-rine asked: Is your name Kim or Mik. I feel so stupid. and i don't want to look like an idiot. I feel like i've been calling you the wrong name all along. I'm so sorry if I am.
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lukefuentes replied to your post: doobiefry replied to your photo: vegetables— wait,…
Does your tum tum have issues with glutens? So many people have gluten allergies or they stomach is just like “NO I DON’T PROCESS THIS”. Also. All Kosher foods are good. How the fuck can a person NOT like a kosher hot dog? Ambrosia.
My tum tum has not had issues with glutens in about five years, but my...
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doobiefry replied to your post: doobiefry replied to your photo: vegetables— wait,…
i thought it was weed and you were a weed artist
omg that would be fucking incredible.
but i would not serve that to my kids for dinner.
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doobiefry replied to your photo: vegetables— wait, I mean dinosaurs— for dinner! I…
KIM WHAT IS THAT
well jordan
it is Dr Praeger’s All-Natural Kosher Gluten-Free Little Veggies. They come in like a million different kinds, broccoli and sweet potato and so on. I really like the broccoli ones. They are perfect because they are frozen and vegetables and dinosaurs and jewish and have...
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The worst part about living in the ghetto is no pizza delivery :(
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“It is not so much that I have confidence in scientists being right, but that I...”
– Isaac Asimov
(via scienceisbeauty)
I am 72% sure that I somehow managed to sprain my wrist while spray-painting shit. :(
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wushocksg2 replied to your post: The other reason I wish my neighbors had never…
I… what?
The other reason I wish my neighbors had never moved in is because I was going to put up a mirror along our living room, on the wall that splits our half of the duplex from theirs. Then I was going to convince the kids that the other half of the house was a mirror-image of ours, and a parallel universe where the mirror-people live. The mirror in our living room would be a portal into their world.
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My neighbors are fucking idiots. I hate them. We live in a duplex so they’re especially close, and it sucks. Before I got a handicapped tag, they were always parking in my spot. Every apartment is assigned one spot, and they have about ten people living in their house, so they were always stealing mine. If my spot was taken, I had to park about two blocks away and walk in the dark. Handicap...
that awkward moment when someone I assumed to be tumblr-famous makes a post about the most notes they’ve gotten on a post so far, and it’s about 20k fewer than me
did i somehow get tumblr famous without realizing it
i am scared
“All photographs are accurate, and none of them are true.”
– Richard Avedon
Awkward texts I have to send my boyfriend:
Hey, next time you’re in your truck, can you please check for a spare triceratops? Class was cancelled so I came home to play with the dinosaurs that we were saving for the kids for easter, and one is missing… :(
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guys
you know what i just realized
the last kid is pottytrained
you know what this means?
EVERYONE IN MY HOUSE WEARS UNDERWEAR.
i never thought i would be so excited to get to utter that phrase.
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Reasons I love my boyfriend:
he comes home every evening with a newspaper
he has voted in every city and county election since he turned 18
he’s not letting me get out of voting on Tuesday
Now I’m not against voting, I’m just kinda lazy. In the two years that I’ve been a registered voter, I voted by mail in the only county election, but I’ve never turned up for an...
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Listen
alonelystonernamedkylie:
if your mans got a problem with your stretch marks, i suggest you stop fucking with bitch niggas, that’s what i say.
If any guy expects a girl to be airbrushed and perfect, it’s a safe bet that the vast majority of women he’s seen naked were in magazines, and there’s probably a reason it has stayed that way.
that awkward moment when CleverBot tells you that you are A.I. :/
although if you think about it, it’s surprising it doesn’t happen more often, considering it is run of an algorithm that picks its responses from past human responses to similar questions.
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“Is man merely a mistake of God’s? Or God merely a mistake of man’s?”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via philosophy-quotes)
I need to finish a short story for tomorrow :/
Ughhh. I have the shell— it is six scenes long, each beginning with a variation of the same sentence— but now I’m stuck and ugh :(
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