June 2012
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TheLameDame: Cute chick with a cane/crutch/chair →
thelamedame:
I want to make this a thing. I really love the variety of blogs here in tumblr land, and the huge amount of fatshion blogs out there tells me that people want to see depictions of nonstandard body types in our media consumption. Since I can’t change the mass media, I will work within the media I…
signal boost :]
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in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
May 2012
junkyard-bodhisattva asked: MIK! look on my tumblr.
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I mean, mostly my goal is just to not end the month in more debt than I’m beginning it. And, like, actually be able to afford to move. I need to stop spending money and get my car sold, hopefully make a paycheck on Adsense, hopefully get paid by my writing gig, and also probably become a New York Times bestseller. Yes. That sounds about right.
hellms666:
sometimes i think i have a crappy blog until i remember there are blogs who correct did-yuo-kno
they are my favorite.
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June is a new, rent-free month.
It’s a new month, and (hopefully) my last full month in Kansas (lease is up July 5). I have some goals I’d like to accomplish during the month of June:
Graduate from physical therapy and get in shape (hopefully, back down to 120 lbs. Where I was before prednisone and the Great Arthritis Flare of last winter.)
Sell 100 physical copies of my book (does not include Kindle; I’ve...
NO, no, no. Rolling Stone misgenders Laura Jane...
modus-ponies:
punchingunderwater:
modus-ponies:
beginningthebeguine:
fuckyeahgenderstudies:
In an article published this morning (US), Rolling Stone have called the Against Me! singer by the wrong name and identified her as the wrong gender.
“The Secret Life of Transgender Rocker Tom Gabel”
Ffs.
They got it all right the initial news report though
I don’t get it :/
Uh…HE didn’t...
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just found out that my dad lost his job.
of course i found out through facebook.
anyone wanna take bets on how long till he reverts to being a homeless drunk?
or how about on the likelihood that he was fired for having an affair with a superior’s ukrainian mail-order bride?
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Worst 50 Shades of Grey Synonyms →
50shadesofsuck:
vulture- new york magazine’s culture blog, compiled a list of the horrible 50 shades of grey synonyms. i can’t even make it through the article without getting PTSD.
I thought it was an exaggeration. I thought I could do it. I couldn’t read the first 20. I juts lost 50 shades of IQ points.
I think what I really need to do is get stoned and go work out.
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hedgecore replied to your photo: Last night, John and I shaved each others’ heads….
WHAT IS THIS.
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leavemylonelinessunbroken asked: Isn't it piqué and not peak, or are you annoyed when people use peak instead of pique?
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saturday-night-hemorrhagic-fever:
it’s a mute point
I could care less
nip it in the butt
per say
peak my interest
should of
card shark
“Being an adult means being able to put sprinkles on anything you fucking want.”
– Lauren Lopez
Well that’s always been my motto.
warpedmachines asked: I was creeping the Star Wars tag and noticed that you also went to the exhibit at Exploration Place, WHICH MEANS, you live in Wichita. I found that very exciting. o wo
stoned.
can’t feel my ears.
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I’m playing this game where I eat a weed brownie and see how many articles I can write before I’m too stoned to function. Then I email them to my editor.
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You know what? You should probably add me as a friend on Goodreads. It’s sort of a social networking site for reading. You can add books you’ve read, rate them, review them, track progress on books you’re currently reading, add books to a to-read list, take quizzes, discuss books, and even win free books. Speaking of which, you could win a free copy of Turtle. Oh, and import your...
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PS Yesterday John and I took the kids to the Exploration Place, which is this local children’s museum that hosts travelling exhibits. We went, for instance, to see the Star Wars exhibit. It was incredible. They had all the real props and costumes from the movies. I think the kids didn’t understand why we were freaking out. We’re like, “It’s the REAL R2-D2!” and...
zule-smiles asked: I was wondering if you would allow me to translate your post "What happens if you fall in love with a writter?" into spanish? I would give you all the credit for the post! :D
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What happens if you fall in love with a writer? →
emmyofrel:
karenfelloutofbedagain:
Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex…
One of my favorite posts ever. Right up there with “Date a girl who reads”
Well,...
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Last night, John and I accidentally had sex on top of a copy of The Great Gatsby. (it was in our bed.)
Fornication atop a Great American Classic: Achievement unlocked.
hex-girlfriend:
i want to live in a world where brittany murphy never died
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pachowww:
Mik has inspired me to write. I think I’m going to start writing about my thoughts, just to expand on them, and stories I want to remember in my life, even if its simple things like “this rock is special to me because it was the first thing my sister ever threw at me” or something like that. Memories are precious and if you’re the last one holding on to it, and its gone…its gone...
survivingthetriwizardtournament asked: Hey, which station is it with the "crazy shit happens in Florida" thing? I've never heard it and I am now going to like listen to said station 25/7 in an attempt to catch it.
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“A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgement based...”
– Bertrand Russel (via philosophy-quotes)
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theseland-lockedblues reblogged your photo: whorer-stories: the fuck When I showed my…
ALL THE CRAZY SHIT HAPPENS IN FLORIDA! Has anyone else noticed this??
Our local radio station even has a special tag for news reports from Florida. “Florida, where everything heinous happens.”
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“That girl that just walked in the door looks eerily like my girlfriend.”
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Last night was awesome. We went to the drive-in which is like my most favorite place ever. There are exactly four exceptions to my gluten-free diet: Mardi Gras, the Kansas State Fair, Waffle House, and the cheeseburgers from Starlight Drive-in. My god, they are the best.
So, we actually watched Men In Black 3, which almost made me cry at the end because I was a bit stoned, then we got more stoned...
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There are some offenses my children commit that are easy to explain.
Don’t hit.
No shoving.
Don’t grab things without asking.
Others, not so much. How do you explain immodesty?
Lying?
Bragging?
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Anonymous asked: Do you still keep in contact with your parents?
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So, if you’re an avid reader, you should consider getting an account on Goodreads. You can add friends, rate books, recommend books, and take quizes. There are even promotional giveaways on new books. The best part is, based on your ratings of other books, it recommends books and giveaways most likely to interest you. Oh, and did I mention, two Goodreads members are going to win a copy of my...
