September 2010
Rabbit rabbit.
Why the fuck would WSU schedule classes for a time when I might want to have sex? Shouldn’t they know which one I’m going to pick?
August 2010
Whenever I’m bored during a lecture, I sit there doing Kegals… Into to Logic is gonna make my pussy tight as fuck.
Whenever I’m bored during a lecture, I sit there doing Kegals… Into to Logic is gonna make my pussy tight as fuck.
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“If you ain’t lookin at the floor, girl, best be that you lookin at the...”
– Best advice I ever got as a child.
My stomach hates me for not having anything but mixed drinks for dinner :( I swear, I would kill for homemade bread right now.
Someday I’ll be perfect.
Someday I’ll be perfect.
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There’s definately fumes in my house… just passed out Lolz
I hate feminists.
I hope they all die.
Fuzzy Navel for dinner? An excellent choice, I think.
My knees and feet are killing me… This arthritis shit has got to go…
I somehow managed to strain a muscle in my abdomen yesterday while I was working out, and now it hurts like fuck. :(
I have 5 essays due tomorrow. I’ve now completed the majority of reading required for said essays, but doubt I’ll do the essays themselves
I have 5 essays due tomorrow. I’ve now completed the majority of reading required for said essays, but doubt I’ll do the essays themselves
“I feel like I’m disappearing, getting smaller every day. Then I look in to...”
I’m at work, and there’s a cricket somewhere in this house… But I don’t know where… It’s driving me crazy.
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I wish I was the kind of girl you’d take home for dinner to meet your parents.
If you can wake up in a different time, and wake up in a different place, can you wake up as a different person? God I hope so.
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What I love about modeling.
I’m sitting in one of those chairs that can be raised or lowered with a lever, sipping cranberry vodka and thumbing through W magazine. A girl is airbrushing my shoulders to get rid of the tan lines, and two others are working on my hair. One of the managers comes by, stares at me for a second, and then starts shouting.
“Why the fuck does this model have freckles?”
The airbrush...
I think I just accidently ate some dirt. Fuck vegetables and their dirty habitat. I can’t believe the shit I put into my body sometimes.
The Sonic Youth song Tunic always makes me cry. Tears of joy, though. Tears of fucking joy.
“The philosophy of her life was that she might die at any moment. The tragedy of...”
My daughter just put on Fight Club, pressed ‘play’, grabbed her bottle, and crawled into my lap to snuggle. :)
“This game started with a pretty house. A pretty bus with no driver. A pretty...”
– Jeux d’Enfants
“Some cats are gray animals. Some gray animals are squirrels. Some cats are...”
– My logic homework.
Do this. →
I should start ballet again.
Reasoning behind this decision:
I’m an extremely self-destructive person. When I’m mad at myself: I drink, get in fights, shoplift, shop (not like your average ‘oh I’m shopping’ type of shopping; I’ve spent $700 in cash after a breakup before. And I wasn’t even the one getting dumped. I was the one doing the dumping), go on drug binges, whore around, stop...
sometimes i wish all the 'fashionistas' would kill...
(via satanachia)
Starbucks is crowded as fuck for a Sunday morning.
I just wanted some free WiFi. :(
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Well, today was a complete waste of makeup.
Apparently, dillon’s doesn’t carry sugar cubes… I’m in a state of shock right now. What will I do with my life without sugar cubes?
