Currently taking bets on whether or not it's going...
cool thoughts on the present situation: Peter the... →
coolthoughts: Let’s talk about one of Peter the Great’s weirdest claims to fame, shall we? As you may know, in 1714 he established Russia’s first public museum- the Kunstkamera, a museum of curiosities (and astronomy and physics, but let’s be honest: we’d rather hear about medical oddities). Peter was a…
I always wished I could be a Russian Doll. A red one. With a big pair of bright...– Cassie (via everystariscrossedx)
Jordan is smoking weed in the bath tub again.
I can smell it. So jealous. Bitch.
I have to email a short story to my creative...
What am I going to doooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Intruder in our house. Scared shitless. Help.
The Four Loko is officially gone.
I am soOoo0oO0o0ooOoOo depressed.
I am going to puke everywhere.
my roommate just sang to us.
jordandoomed: She sang: “Guys. I don’t love you but I don’t hate you.”
Gonna make a new blog called Disgusting Things I...
I am Temple Grandin.
Jordan prays to my mom.
Which clearly makes me JESUS.
I fail at everything I do.
I just electrolcuted myself, stabbed myself with pins, hit my head on the mantel, and fell off a chair while trying to plug in my laptop charger before realizing there was another outlet that I did not have to risk bodily injury in order to ask. Now eating birthday cake and pepperoni cheese loaf with my hands and squirting really old, flat Four Loko into my mouth with a water gun. Fuck yeah.
But why do the cookies taste like weed?
So, I just took a legit ice bath.
As in, took the bucket from my ice maker out of the freezer, carried it to my bathroom, dumped it into my bath tub, and got in. It was real cold. I’ve been having a lot of problems with my joints lately and I had been taking hot baths after working out, but today my trainer suggested I try ice therapy, so… It felt like I was in hell and it had frozen over. Which I would suggest...
I think there is beauty in everything. What ‘normal’ people would perceive as...– Alexander McQueen (via thechocolatebrigade)
The world does spin without you; I’m amazed you’re standing still....
My Coca-Cola drinking glasses broke the time-space continuum in our house Not even kidding. Not even a little bit. It’s like the portal from Donnie Darko is in my house, but instead of a plane engine, my drinking glasses keep going through it. Through the floor, through locked doors, back in time… NO BOUNDARIES EITHER PHYSICAL OR TEMPORAL WHATSOEVER.
Fairy tales don’t tell children that dragons exist. Children already know they...– Criminal Minds. (via crashcourselove)
you guys you guys he's the coolest person ever....
Last 3 movies we watched together: Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island Little Nemo’s Adventures in Slumberland Monsters, Inc.
my roommate just asked me if i want to eat a mint...
jordandoomed: … I just want everyone to know that this wasn’t me. Other roommate.
hey you guys how many pounds of queso do you think...
Every time you don’t crash your car, you re-enlist.– Survivor, Chuck Palahnuik
I'm real real sad that you can't grow humans from...
Hummus just isn’t the same as humans.