I'm Mik. Model, mother, moron. Future meta-magician. Former logic clinician.
My better half and I own Brainfood Bookstore in Longmont, Colorado. It is the only exclusively indie- and local-lit bookstore in the nation. We meet a lot of crazy folks.
Testimonial from a former roommate:
"Living with you was like living with a quiet little opinionated deer person who floated around like a ghost and said smart/nutso things and ate seaweed. "
I love Colorado. I love mountains. I love hiking. I read and write. I raise my children to the best of my ability. I have lupus and have defeated early-stage cancer twice, so I pretty much fully support the use of medical marijuana.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
lukefuentes replied to your post: You know, my dad’s new Ukrainian mail-order-bride…
She doesn’t have six fingers though? DAMMIT.
Nope, she’s pretty. Once my dad asked me if I could get her a job modeling. That was before he left my mom though.
Also, she came here when she was like sixteen. This guy my dad works with went to Ukraine with the intention of coming back with a bride. He saw this girl at a train station and basically just said, “I’m American. If you’ll marry me, I’ll take you back with me to America.” So she did, and he did.
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lukefuentes said:
Can I coin a new genre of jokes categorized as “nuclear meltdown jokes”?
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