Confessions of a Book Store Owner

I'm Mik. Model, mother, moron. Future meta-magician. Former logic clinician.

My better half and I own Brainfood Bookstore in Longmont, Colorado. It is the only exclusively indie- and local-lit bookstore in the nation. We meet a lot of crazy folks.

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"Living with you was like living with a quiet little opinionated deer person who floated around like a ghost and said smart/nutso things and ate seaweed. "

I love Colorado. I love mountains. I love hiking. I read and write. I raise my children to the best of my ability. I have lupus and have defeated early-stage cancer twice, so I pretty much fully support the use of medical marijuana.

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survivingthetriwizardtournament: sherloafholmesisbread: not-in-the-war-room: zirchromium: dftbhailey-42: citygirl97: crazyforchrismartin: vashappenincoldplay: Plaid Water…. Blue Guacamole Black Lemonade sounds dangerous… Blue lemonade. ok. Navy blue breakfast burritos minus the tortilla. Dark Blue Peanut Butter and the Jelly Sandwiches.There. I stylized mine a little.  The Blue Chipotle Lime Chips what evEn The Grey Guacamole The Non-existant Marijuana Smoothie.  I’ll take all the awards now, thanks. 

survivingthetriwizardtournament:

sherloafholmesisbread:

not-in-the-war-room:

zirchromium:

dftbhailey-42:

citygirl97:

crazyforchrismartin:

vashappenincoldplay:

Plaid Water….

Blue Guacamole

Black Lemonade

sounds dangerous…

Blue lemonade.

ok.

Navy blue breakfast burritos minus the tortilla.

Dark Blue Peanut Butter and the Jelly Sandwiches.
There. I stylized mine a little. 

The Blue Chipotle Lime Chips

what

evEn

The Grey Guacamole

The Non-existant Marijuana Smoothie. 

I’ll take all the awards now, thanks. 

(Source: thunderjugs)

  1. spiceinfusion reblogged this from faeryshit and added:
    Grey tea. Grunge here I come
  2. imjustagirlintherain reblogged this from go-trig-boy and added:
    Blue croissant
  3. xsweetinnocence reblogged this from iamsunem
  4. iamsunem reblogged this from moonin and added:
    Black Ramen
  5. moonin reblogged this from chemobyl and added:
    Black candy
  6. zacharie-sama reblogged this from chemobyl and added:
    Grey Milk
  7. chemobyl reblogged this from spookyck and added:
    No Hot Dogs lesbian as fuck
  8. zentiaguino reblogged this from mangunito
  9. mangunito reblogged this from retrosexo and added:
    blue nectar (not bad)
  10. sugarsweetromantic reblogged this from mrconditionalclause and added:
    Black Mint. That ain’t half so bad!
  11. technikitty reblogged this from sakuraohki and added:
    Sapphire Sushi
  12. kogonya reblogged this from smilingeridan and added:
    Jean pizza. Wow, I’ve only been on here a few days, I really need to stop doing this.
  13. vanillamouse reblogged this from ironicdirk and added:
    Red pastry
  14. beatingtempo reblogged this from dudebros-biggest-fan and added:
    Marvel Water I’m wearing my Marvel pj pants soo…
  15. alittleshadow reblogged this from unpararreluniverse and added:
    Midnight Water? Doesn’t sound too bad.
  16. 27angel reblogged this from ham-nite and added:
    BLUE DORITOS! WOO
  17. crispyhare reblogged this from ham-nite and added:
    Black Kettle Corn…..Kinda sounds cool….I guess.
  18. ham-nite reblogged this from sporkia and added:
    Black Burrito LOL
  19. sporkia reblogged this from ninjapirate83 and added:
    Nonexistent Burrito?
  20. ninjapirate83 reblogged this from phoenixkenny and added:
    Green Camouflage water? :/
  21. astronomybatshitasshohoholes reblogged this from warpedlamp and added:
    Orange Water. Lovely.
  22. faeryshit reblogged this from epicantlers and added:
    Black Popcorn. \m/ rock on, mates
  23. aloha--tiki reblogged this from pinkiepony and added:
    white ice cream
  24. themightyelo reblogged this from svarta-perlan and added:
    Blue Orange Juice….WTF?!?! XD
  25. svarta-perlan reblogged this from horrorlandalice and added:
    no pants water, or no pants carrots XD
  26. horrorlandalice reblogged this from pinkiepony and added:
    Black tea…not really special but still tasty
  27. void-of-roxy reblogged this from gamer-witch and added:
    White and Black Milo Yoghurt… It sounds like the yoghurt went mouldy or something… ew
  28. veerus reblogged this from gamer-witch and added:
    (ooc: … Green Chocolatechip Cookie, LOL)
  29. gamer-witch reblogged this from winterblazes and added:
    Black Cherry Pomegranate Water……….. Da fuq?
  30. winterblazes reblogged this from shsllolita and added:
    Green Tea…? 8I
  31. pinkiepony reblogged this from sugarcoatedsayaka and added:
    Pink Icecream Sandwich!
  32. sleep-vs-internet reblogged this from mysterykid-treehouse and added:
    Light Blue Chili… thats weird
  33. socialhalitosis reblogged this from mysterykid-treehouse and added:
    No pants pizza hey that’s not bad!
  34. creative-tawn reblogged this from sugarcoatedsayaka and added:
    Tan milk
  35. makotoneggy reblogged this from sugarcoatedsayaka and added:
    Blue pizza
  36. sugarcoatedsayaka reblogged this from mysterykid-treehouse and added:
    teal cereal welp
  37. cosmicdolphins reblogged this from mysterykid-treehouse and added:
    Blue milk What?
  38. fairy-the-cat reblogged this from mysterykid-treehouse and added:
    white chicken
  39. mysterykid-treehouse reblogged this from askreddash and added:
    black rolls.
  40. prettyfreakinscary reblogged this from bad-ass-fat-ass and added:
    Black Pumpkin Seeds xD
  41. leopagankulululover reblogged this from pensight and added:
    red pizza goooood
  42. thatonechickintothatonefandom reblogged this from riniochan and added:
    Plaid Cookies……. lol