I'm Mik. Model, mother, moron. Future meta-magician. Former logic clinician.
My better half and I own Brainfood Bookstore in Longmont, Colorado. It is the only exclusively indie- and local-lit bookstore in the nation. We meet a lot of crazy folks.
Testimonial from a former roommate:
"Living with you was like living with a quiet little opinionated deer person who floated around like a ghost and said smart/nutso things and ate seaweed. "
I love Colorado. I love mountains. I love hiking. I read and write. I raise my children to the best of my ability. I have lupus and have defeated early-stage cancer twice, so I pretty much fully support the use of medical marijuana.
I don’t understand why people feel that way. Here in the United States. We pay taxes no matter what. You HAVE to otherwise you’re breaking the law. So if you HAVE to pay taxes, why not pay for something good as opposed to something destructive?
i kno right wtf ppl
Seriously, though. :(
lukefuentes replied to your post: doobiefry replied to your photo: vegetables— wait,…
Does your tum tum have issues with glutens? So many people have gluten allergies or they stomach is just like “NO I DON’T PROCESS THIS”. Also. All Kosher foods are good. How the fuck can a person NOT like a kosher hot dog? Ambrosia.
My tum tum has not had issues with glutens in about five years, but my ANA levels do. Basically, even though gluten doesn’t make me discernibly ill, it still initiates an autoimmune attack, which worsens my lupus. Eating gluten sometimes gives me a flare in arthritis, pleuritis, or nephritis, but more worryingly, it may be shortening my lifespan.
It’s really hard because eating wheat for me is like smoking for most people. Even though it seems to do nothing to me in the short term, I still have to avoid it, because it may be harmful to me in the long term. I had a piece of King Cake for Mardi Gras and my doctor tried to guilt-trip me about how I am willfully harming my health, and I was like bitch please people smoke okay.
lukefuentes replied to your post: I would like to sketch you from nude video, sitting, knees up, applying lotion to your legs and breasts, finishing with a look right at the computer cam. You have a fascinating quality that calls to be captured in art.
How many butt cramps have you gotten from modeling? I’d imagine I’d have 20 butt cramps.
ALL THE CRAMPS. not just butt cramps. ALL THE CRAMPS.
You might not imagine this, but your eyeballs can cramp after a while.
lukefuentes replied to your post: You know, my dad’s new Ukrainian mail-order-bride…
She doesn’t have six fingers though? DAMMIT.
Nope, she’s pretty. Once my dad asked me if I could get her a job modeling. That was before he left my mom though.
Also, she came here when she was like sixteen. This guy my dad works with went to Ukraine with the intention of coming back with a bride. He saw this girl at a train station and basically just said, “I’m American. If you’ll marry me, I’ll take you back with me to America.” So she did, and he did.