I'm Mik. Model, mother, moron. Future meta-magician. Former logic clinician.
My better half and I own Brainfood Bookstore in Longmont, Colorado. It is the only exclusively indie- and local-lit bookstore in the nation. We meet a lot of crazy folks.
Testimonial from a former roommate:
"Living with you was like living with a quiet little opinionated deer person who floated around like a ghost and said smart/nutso things and ate seaweed. "
I love Colorado. I love mountains. I love hiking. I read and write. I raise my children to the best of my ability. I have lupus and have defeated early-stage cancer twice, so I pretty much fully support the use of medical marijuana.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
There’s one scene in The Sound of Music where Maria takes the children out for the day and at one point she asks them what songs they know, to which Louisa replies “we don’t even know to sing”
Oh Louisa… poor poor Louisa… if you only knew the betrayal
Your eldest sister has known how all along and she didn’t tell you shit
She’s been sneaking out into the garden to sing songs for months now and she’s been holding out on the rest of you
She thinks she’s better than you all but you’ve always outnumbered her
Surround her
Overwhelm her
Beat the music out of her and take it for yourselves
I’m only reblogging this because Melissa absolutely has to see it.
(Source: confusedtree)
Tumblr Crushes:
- lefthandpanther my secret twin from australia
- pacify-eris my role model
- tumblrspharmacist who i would be if i was a gambling opiate-using gun fanatic libertarian of the male persuasion
- twatsonsirwatson tay-tay
- midwesthotmess snark is her superpower
- lukefuentes and farts are his
- moonbranch ex-roommate, bff
- tehjeff i dunno he’s just funny
- amyatomic i dunno but i’m pretty sure we’ve both lived with the same guy and we both have hella cute babies
Tumblr Crushes:
- doobiefry
- pacify-eris
- midwesthotmess
- mrgoldendeal
- thatsthemotto
- chedjapzbro
- lefthandpanther
- picassowashere
- lukefuentes
bc i want to have jordan’s babies
Tumblr Crushes:
- doobiefry
- midwesthotmess
- elifierce
- mrgoldendeal
- jaetorrent
- disaffectedyouth
- pacify-eris
- 3dela
- chadalvarado
Is it sad I just did this to show that J-dawg could be in 3 of these thingies on my dash all at the same time and from 3 different people?
did that make any sense am i stoned or
Who wouldn’t want to go to school dressed like Britney Spears. Who.
lol Melissa this reminded me of you
(Source: plethoraofchains)
Tumblr Crushes:
- midwesthotmess
- doobiefry
- gc4evrweber
- pacify-eris
- alaska-says-sun
- youflyofcourse
- malcolmsex
- 500daysofbeingabitch
- tehjeff
In case you were wondering.
PS metal-teeth I do not even know why you aren’t on here today. You usually are.
midwesthotmess replied to your post: When I started dating, my dad gave me two rules.
No teeth and big dumb redneck trucks should be huge “NO”s for anyone.
They didn’t necessarily have to have no teeth to be disqualified…. they could still have all their teeth, but have more than 32 tattoos. The point is that there must be a certain balance. As long as they still have most of their teeth, a few tattoos are okay, but fewer teeth than tattoos is a big red flag.
