I'm Mik. Model, mother, moron. Future meta-magician. Former logic clinician.
My better half and I own Brainfood Bookstore in Longmont, Colorado. It is the only exclusively indie- and local-lit bookstore in the nation. We meet a lot of crazy folks.
Testimonial from a former roommate:
"Living with you was like living with a quiet little opinionated deer person who floated around like a ghost and said smart/nutso things and ate seaweed. "
I love Colorado. I love mountains. I love hiking. I read and write. I raise my children to the best of my ability. I have lupus and have defeated early-stage cancer twice, so I pretty much fully support the use of medical marijuana.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
moonbranch replied to your post: You shouldn’t just make a blanket statement that you have cervical cancer if you don’t know for sure that it’s not just precancerous. It makes people worry. there are some of us who actually DO have it and to us it makes it seem like you are just being dramatic to gain sympathy. I feel like you should know better seeing that you do have a chronic debilitating illness. It’s nothing to be taken lightly and used to get attention.
this is pretty dumb because it’s like a terrible thing to get attention for because the attention is like pity and fear and sympathy and if you wanted attention you could just post more pictures of yourself naked or something or more writing duh
lol I mean yeah there are things I would much rather get attention for (like writing, not being naked, duh) but I understand the anger/ fear that anyone on the internet could be faking an illness. People do that, and it’s not cool, so I want to be as honest and forthright as possible and hope people understand an honest mistake in editing a conversation that occurred between my father and I, when my father knew the situation and didn’t need further clarification, but my followers on Tumblr, for the most part, did not know the situation and could have used more clarification. And ugh I feel terrible but it was an honest mistake and I really hope I didn’t like RUIN SOMEONE’S LIFE. or even their day. :/
moonbranch replied to your post: moonbranch replied to your post: moonbranch…
i was going to say you a*lso have good hair + green thumb + smartest brains
haha. is it still a green thumb if the only thing you ever grow successfully is weed
or is that like an extragreen thumb or something
ps come over soon.
moonbranch replied to your post: you and your book are like dany and her dragons in season 2.
it could mean: a.) it’s all you talk about b.) it’s all you have going for you c.) a warlock with blue lips is going to steal it
lol thank you for interpreting. Sounds accurate enough… but when you only have one thing going for you, it is all you talk about.
moonbranch replied to your photo: how long do you have to microwave a Tupperware…
i’m high and i just realized you might not be serious and those might never be edible
it’s okay i microwaved them for 2 minutes and then ate them
moonbranch replied to your post: I just had a cyst the size of a watermelon removed from my abdomen lol. I should have named it.
that’s big enough to be like a cyster hahahha ha ha
omg.
i’m dying.
i’m sorry, stonergirlfriend.
My ex-roommate. I wish I could find the original tumblr post. She was getting out of her car at Quick Trip and this lady pulled in super close to her, almost running into her car door, and she was like ‘watch out you crustacean bitch’ because she had just been listening to Under the Sea while she was driving, and the lady started screaming ‘I am NOT a ho. I AM NOT A HO!’ and she’s all ‘no no I called you a lobster I’m sorry.”
Tumblr Crushes:
- lefthandpanther my secret twin from australia
- pacify-eris my role model
- tumblrspharmacist who i would be if i was a gambling opiate-using gun fanatic libertarian of the male persuasion
- twatsonsirwatson tay-tay
- midwesthotmess snark is her superpower
- lukefuentes and farts are his
- moonbranch ex-roommate, bff
- tehjeff i dunno he’s just funny
- amyatomic i dunno but i’m pretty sure we’ve both lived with the same guy and we both have hella cute babies
