I'm Mik. Model, mother, moron. Future meta-magician. Former logic clinician.

My better half and I own Brainfood Bookstore in Longmont, Colorado. It is the only exclusively indie- and local-lit bookstore in the nation. We meet a lot of crazy folks.

Testimonial from a former roommate:
"Living with you was like living with a quiet little opinionated deer person who floated around like a ghost and said smart/nutso things and ate seaweed. "

I love Colorado. I love mountains. I love hiking. I read and write. I raise my children to the best of my ability. I have lupus and have defeated early-stage cancer twice, so I pretty much fully support the use of medical marijuana.

 

plushiemikey asked
In a previous ask you answered about getting published, you talked about avoiding the "corporate rat-race" and how you don't have to "play their game." Could you elaborate on this, please? i.e. the advantages/disadvantages of an independent publisher vs. a traditional one? I'm not sure I quite get the whole situation and your certain dislike towards one side, so I would like to understand ;p

Thanks! Yeah, this is something I feel strongly about— Not that I believe that traditional publishing is ‘evil’ in-and-of itself, but it certainly intentionally misleads prospective authors by misrepresenting itself to consumers (many of whom may wish to become authors), and I don’t agree with that. 

Let’s start with A Brief History— We all know that the Big Six publishing companies made their fortunes by seeking out talented authors and new stories. When we think of publishing, we tend to think of Scribner’s relationship with Hemingway, Faulkner, Fitzgerald and the like. The publishing companies like us to believe that such is still possible; that if only an author is discovered, their story can be told to the world, with the assistance of editors, marketing crew, the works. They portray that image, because everyone reading a book wants to imagine that’s what kind of person the author is. This is so far from the truth. 

This idealistic mode died out slowly, but the Big Six really threw it to the can about a decade ago. They stopped publishing, with very few exceptions, anyone who didn’t already have a built-in fan base. They made the decision to bank on celebrities and previous bestsellers. This is why every other bestseller is the latest Kardashian tell-all or Jodi Picoult. No, I’m not saying this is universal; some new books are still published. Some new stories are still told. But it’s an exception, a rarity, not the publisher’s livelihood. They could get by without publishing anything new, banking solely on the pocketbooks of established fan bases. Oh, and it’s going to kill them. 

But of course, they don’t portray themselves in this manner to their consumers. They don’t say, “Hey, you’re all fucking idiots, and we’ll keep spoon-feeding you the same regurgitated matter as long as you keep buying it.” And, unfortunately, most prospective authors fall for the illusion set up for the consumers— because most prospective authors are consumers of the traditional publishing industry. 

As for the best route for authors, I’m going to compare it to post-secondary education. Pardon my extended metaphor. Most of us were told, throughout high school, that we needed to prepare ourselves for college, we needed to get into a good college, needed to do well in college so we could get good jobs after college. Well, too many people took this as a guarantee that doing well in college would get them a good job, and the whole economy fucking flopped because of it. I digress.

Following all the rules and going to college doesn’t guarantee you a job, just as following all the rules and submitting a query letter and getting an agent and waiting patiently doesn’t guarantee you a book deal. And, more importantly, you have other options. What pisses me off about traditional publishing (and colleges) is that they portray themselves as an author’s only option, their only way to publish, their only way to succeed. This is so far from the truth. The dishonesty of it is what pisses me off. It’s not that people shouldn’t publish traditionally or go to college; But those institutions should not portray themselves as the only option. 

If you don’t go to college, you’re not stuck at a minimum-wage job forever. It might be harder to become a millionaire, but it’s so far from impossible. You could go to a great vocational or technical college, and make a modest living. You could get an apprenticeship, you could become an entrepreneur, you might be a truly skilled artist. Or, you might start at a minimum-wage job and climb promotion after promotion in success. There’s so many different ways to make it.

Advantages/ Disadvantages:

At a traditional publisher; if yours is the one-in-a-million new story that gets picked, you get the benefit of a label; of an editor and marketing crew; and possibly of lots of money. You get the disadvantages of basically no chance of getting lots of money, of getting well-known and well-read, and even of getting picked. You possibly get the disadvantage, depending on your specific circumstances and contract, of your story no longer belong to you, of being forced to change things you don’t want to change. For some people, traditional publishing may give them everything they ever wanted. For most, it won’t. 

Independent publishing: You get the advantage of a much better chance of getting published. They don’t hand out contracts like candy or anything, but your odds are comparable to those a talented Alice Toklas or whatever had in the 1920’s. If you have talent, you might succeed. Oh, and you get a label— an independent publisher’s label. Disadvantages: Even if your book is more likely to be published, you’re less likely to instantly become a millionaire. Oh, and you probably have to do all your own marketing. If you’re lucky, someone might do editing and cover design for you. They might not. 

Self-Publishing: Advantages: You have control of everything. You get to keep virtually all profits. Disadvantages: You have to do everything yourself. Oh, and you have like zero chance of anyone taking you seriously. But, that’s changing. more. 

Glossery: The Big Six publishers are (were): Hachette, Macmillan, Simon & Schuster, HarperCollins, Random House, Penguin. Random House recently acquired Penguin, making it the Big Five. And S&S and HarperCollins are in the process of finalizing a merger. So it will be the Big Four. You can see where this is going.

By the way… All those hundreds of labels you see in Barnes and Noble? Alfred Knopf? Signet Classics? Viking Press? Puffin Books? Scribner, who I spoke of earlier? Yeah, those are all now imprints or subsidiaries of the Big Five. There aren’t 500 different publishers. Those are just four different companies, four different (very powerful) voices, given different labels to make you think you’re buying from lots of different, less powerful, companies. 

Anonymous asked
I definitely get and support your local lit campaign but don't you think one of the greatest things about reading is exposing yourself to different cultures/the perspectives of authors all across the world? You've said yourself that Colorado is full of white people. A lot of places throughout the United States are this way. Don't you think encouraging people to always read local literature is kind of discouraging them from exposing themselves to other worldviews? Not trying to insult you at all.

Hey thanks, that’s actually a really great question! There’s a couple different ways to approach this answer. Yes, that’s one of the greatest things about literature, is that you can expose yourself to all different views and ideas, perspectives and cultures. That’s the problem with traditionally-published literature; it comes from only 5 different publishers, which only publish books they believe will sell well in the main stream— Which means mostly celebrity tell-alls, and certainly very very little of this ‘different perspective’ stuff. They just don’t publish anything that they don’t believe will sell in the main stream. It’s effectively censorship. 

Which is why I support indie lit from all over; By saying ‘buy local,’ I am NOT saying ‘do not buy lit from other places and other cultures.’ Instead, I am trying to say, “There is a better alternative to shipping in mass-produced brain junk that will not introduce you to any new perspectives.” Once again, I am NOT telling anyone to avoid books from other places and cultures, but the benefits of ALSO buying local lit are undeniable. By buying local lit and encouraging others to do so— by talking about your favorite book, and throwing in ‘Oh, it was written by someone 30 miles away’— you encourage others to realize that literature does NOT just come from New York; it comes from all over, and anyone can be a writer. In some ways, this also encouraged reading of indie lit from people all over the world— because everyone is a local somewhere. 

Thanks for that great question, and I’d be happy to answer any more! I’m aware I may not have answered this question as fully as some people would like, because I wanted to keep it short enough to be easily readable. :)

Reblog if you’re a fan of local lit!
What is local lit? Any book that is written or published in your community. Think no one in your community has written a book? Think again! If you can’t find local lit in your community, it’s NOT because no one in your community has written a book; it’s because no one in your community is selling local lit! 
Help spread the word— ‘like’ the Facebook page and reblog. And don’t forgot to READ local lit, and encourage local bookstores and libraries to carry local lit!

Reblog if you’re a fan of local lit!

What is local lit? Any book that is written or published in your community. Think no one in your community has written a book? Think again! If you can’t find local lit in your community, it’s NOT because no one in your community has written a book; it’s because no one in your community is selling local lit! 

Help spread the word— ‘like’ the Facebook page and reblog. And don’t forgot to READ local lit, and encourage local bookstores and libraries to carry local lit!

Anonymous asked
ergh this is why i love tumblr, when i try to explain the Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time to people and why they should be reading it the response is some shit about "Why would i want to read something about a dog murder and a mental kid" which is wrong on several levels. Having relatives with aspergers it's lovely to see a realistic, positive portrayal. Also kudos on your novel

Oh my god THANK YOU. I love that book SO MUCH. It has had such an influence on my writing style. I have struggled with autism-spectrum disorder most of my life and that book really helped me to figure out how to take the quirks and thoughts that make me ME, and turn them into writing that is interesting for others to read, rather than alienating. 

But you’re right. It’s the attitude that’s so wrong. He’s not even ‘mental,’ he’s neurologically atypical, but it doesn’t make any difference. Why not read a book by someone who has a mental illness or is neaurogically atypical? That’s like saying ‘I don’t want to read a book by someone who’s not my gender.’ ‘I don’t want to read a book about being black.’ ‘The protagonist doesn’t like potato chips like I like potato chips, so why should I read that?’

It’s ridiculous. Isn’t that the point of a book, to get to see the world from someone else’s prospective? It’s not just about getting to open a book and  go on an adventure blah blah blah and get to see life from the prospective of an adventurer or a president or or an explorer or a princess or an inventor or someone more privileged than you. It means getting to see the world from the perspective of any person.

Anonymous asked
who/what are some of your favorite authors/books?

Mk prepare yourself:

Local Lit (Colorado)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thomspon

Cat and Dog: a Cajun Tale by James Ory Theall

The Path by Joyce Graham

Think Sideways by Tamara Kleinberg

King of the Chicanos by Manual Ramos

Contemporary Literature

The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood

Woman Warrior: A Memoir of a Girlhood Among Ghosts by Maxine Hong Kingston

Rum Diary by Hunter S Thompson

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon

Classics

Jailbird by Kurt Vonnegut

Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

Lolita by Vladimir Nobokov

The Great Gatsby by F Scott Fitzgerald

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

Nonfiction

Cocaine: The Unauthorized Biography by Dominique Streatfield

Short Stories

Anything by Hemingway, Capote, or Vonnegut

Want to support local lit? 'Like' the facebook page and invite your friends to do the same!

So many people have never heard of ‘local lit’ or the idea of ‘reading local.’ For many causes, asking for Facebook likes may seem irrelevant and trivial, but it really counts here— Just by inviting your friends to ‘like’ the page, you are introducing them to the concept of Read Local, and once introduced, why not participate?

So what IS local lit? It’s literature written or published in your community. Doesn’t get much simpler than that. Why read local lit? There’s a ton of reasons! 

  • Like ‘shopping local’ and ‘eating local,’ it keeps more money in your community— and reduced fuel pollution associated with shipping
  • It supports your local authors, editors, and publishers
  • It smashed the stereotype that all writers live in New York, and makes authors in your community more visible, meaning that youth are more likely to consider writing as a viable career option

Reblog and add your own reason to read local!

If you can't find a book written in your community, it's NOT because no one in your community has written a book; It's because no booksellers in your community are stocking local lit.

You shop at local businesses. You eat locally-produced food. Why not read local literature?

  • Keep more of your money in your community.
  • Reduce fuel pollution associated with shipping.
  • Support local authors, editors, and publishers.

Things you can do to show support for local lit:

  • ‘Like’ the Read Local Facebook page. 
  • Ask your local independent bookstore to carry more local lit.
  • Ask your local library to carry more local lit.
  • If you have a favorite local author whose books you usually buy from Amazon, contact them and ask if they’ve asked about stocking their books at local bookstores. If they can’t, ask about buying their books directly from the author. This way, more of your money stays in your community than if you bought through Amazon.
  • Tell your friends about your favorite local authors.
  • Tell your friends about the importance of reading local lit. 

Open Mic Night is tonight!

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Stop by at six with poetry and friends— Meet new poets, discover new poems, and get a cup of coffee. 

RSVP to the event and check our Facebook page for address and directions. 

signal boost, Colorado folks!

2012: The Year Indie Publishing Finally Got On Top

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1)     The bar continued to rise. Many talented authors self-publish, for a variety of reasons including finances and artistic control. Still, in a rush to publish, some sloppy authors put out work with egregious editing errors and poorly designed covers. Unprofessional work reinforces old prejudices against indie authors, frustrates readers, and infuriates indies who produce quality work.

Over the last year, groups have formed to evaluate and identify quality books and publishing professionals, once reluctant to deal with self-publishers, have joined forces with indie authors. Like any author who cares about her work, these pros expect self-published books to stand up to the New York competition. With quality self-pubbed books attracting a wide audience, reader expectations increased, raising the bar for all self-published authors.

2)     Assisted self-publishing opportunities exploded. Early on, self-published authors were on their own, shouldering full responsibility for all aspects of the publishing process.  For many authors, this was a daunting proposition.

Today, high quality assisted self-publishing companies take care of all the nuts and bolts, some offering services for a pre-determined upfront cost, others offering a range of ala carte services. Some of these companies even publish under the own ISBN, emulating the traditional publishing model while allowing authors greater control and a higher share of their profits.

3)     Self-publishing platforms became more author-friendly and easier to navigate. Improving DIY platforms mean fewer of the post-conversion issues—odd formatting, for instance—that plagued indie authors. Companies introduced new platforms like Kobo Writing Life, giving authors flexibility plus additional sales and distribution channels. And aggregator/distributors likeBook Baby and companies like Author Solutions/Booktango offer myriad services from editing to design, distribution, and marketing and promotion.

4)     More traditional publicists began to promote self-published authors. Traditional publicists cannot replace Internet publicists nor do they replace the vibrant book blogging community, without which the e-book revolution would not have taken hold. Still, with their knowledge of and experience with mainstream media, traditional publicists can get exposure for indie authors that would be impossible to get on one’s own.  In 2012, I had the honor of appearing on the Jordan Rich and Mary Waldon Inspiring Women radio shows, and I received coverage in theBoston Globe and Newton Tab. By provided mainstream exposure, this helped me build a wider audience.

5)     Bookstore owners became more receptive to self-published books. Until recently, authors who hoped to see their book on shelves in brick and mortar stores reached out to individual store managers and owners. If the author could show a local following, bookstores would often carry the book, but few others showed any interest. Due partly to animosity toward Amazon, seen by some as the behemoth putting small stores out of business, many store managers and owners refused on principal to stock self-published books.

(Inserted note from myself: Oh really? Some bookstores even outright cater to indie authors! Cough cough, Brainfood Bookstore, cough.)

In 2012, as self-published titles continued to gain steam, routinely making the NY Times and USAToday bestseller lists, store owners began to realize that refusing to carry self-published books cost them opportunities. Today, some forward-thinking store owners offer self-publishers an opportunity to buy shelf space for a reasonable price—under the same or similar contracts offered to traditional houses.

6)     Distribution chains opened for self-published books. Until John Locke signed his distribution deal with Simon and Schuster, no self-published book enjoyed mainstream distribution. For a while, not even Barbara Freethy, a traditionally published author with numerous bestsellers, sold her self-published books into stores. While distribution remains limited and available primarily to authors who’ve reached a certain sales threshold, smaller distributors have begun to work with self-published authors.

This year, Bella Andre received a 7-figure deal for worldwide rights to distribute her bestselling novels in paperback—while maintaining rights to her e-books! Expect to see more such deals as indie authors continue to prove their worth with mind-blowing sales records!

7)     The mainstream media finally took notice. Until recently, the mainstream media shunned self-publishers, refusing to write about or review their books. As more and more indie books claimed a spot on the staid NY Times and USA Today bestseller lists, self-publishers became harder to ignore. Today, Forbes, USA Today, the Wall Street Journal, and the Huffington Post report regularly on the self-publishing industry; many other outlets have begun to follow suit.

8)     Literary organizations reached out to self-published authorsGrub Street, the second largest independent center for creative writing in the U.S., now offers classes in self-publishing and publishes posts on self-publishing on their blog. Bookstores host readings by indie authors and community groups continue efforts to recognize and celebrate self-published authors.

9)     Traditional and self-published authors began working together. In 2012, disparaging remarks by authors Jodi Picoult and Sue Grafton infuriated self-published authors. While many traditionally pubbed authors supported Picoult and Grafton, their ranks are thinning. Increasingly, established authors self-publish their backlists—and in many cases new work—blurring the line between traditional and self-published authors.

10) In 2012, for the first time, as Amy Edelman reports in IndieReader, the New York Times reviewed a self-published book. It is impossible to overstate the groundbreaking significance of this. Mainstream reviews will never replace the trusted reviews and recommendations of talented book bloggers. Still, by reviewing an indie-published book, this respected review validated self-publishing—a landmark step toward evaluating books based solely on the quality of the work without regard to who published the book.

yeah… this. :)

Vote for Brainfood Bookstore!

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Brainfood Bookstore is a participant in the Intuit Small Business Big Wish program. Anyone with a Facebook or Twitter account can vote, and the businesses with the Top 15 most votes will get their wishes granted!

Brainfood Bookstore is wishing for vending machines (Brainnacks) so that we can expand to remote locations around Colorado. Currently, we are the only bookstore in Colorado that stocks only locally-published literature. We are very proud that we keep our customers’ money in the state of Colorado, instead of sending it out to the Big Five for mass-produced brain junk. 

However, we’ve run into our limitations. For one, we’re a pretty small bookstore. For two, only a small portion of Colorado has access to us— the mountains kinda tend to divide the state up. We have authors from Steamboat Springs on the other side of the Rockies, but they don’t have access to our bookstore. For many authors, we are the only brick-and-mortar store that carries their books, and they’d love the opportunity to get to see their books in our stores. Not to mention, folks across Colorado would like the opportunity to shop at a local-only bookstore, where they know their money won’t be sent out-of-state.

So what’s the solution? Build lots of bookstores across Colorado? Of course we’d like to, but that’d be expensive and out of our current abilities. But what we can do is place vending machines (Brainsnacks) across Colorado. In laundromats and arcades, patrons can purchase local lit from an automated machine. Who knows, perhaps we’ll expand across the nation! Wouldn’t everyone love to be able to purchase locally-published lit, knowing their money is staying in their state, wherever they stop to do laundry?

Please vote, and signal boosts are much appreciated!

Signal boost please! :)

Four Reasons Great Books Are Rejected by Traditional Publishers

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In this great article by Terri Long, you can learn about why an independent publisher is more likely to decide to publish a great book than a traditional publisher (one of the Big Six)— if the great book is difficult to categorize, the audience is undefined, or the author is unknown. 

Traditional— and most independent— bookstores stock only from the Big Six and their subsidiaries and imprints. If many great books are bypassed by the Big Six only to be picked up by an independent publisher, that book— great and published as it is— still may never reach the shelves of Barnes and Noble, or the small indie bookstore near you.

Unless that small indie bookstore is Brainfood.

At Brainfood, we stock specifically from local and independent publishers— meaning that you can find the gem that HarperCollins and Barnes and Noble have missed completely. 

Everyone should read this who stil believes that ‘successful’ books are published only by the Big six. 

Author Appearnce: Dr. W. J. Cherf

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If you’re in the Boulder or Fort Colline area, you can’t miss this if:

  • You are an avid reader.
  • You have any interest in egyptology.
  • You read sci-fi.
  • You are a writer, or would like to write a book, and want input from an author who has been through the process.
  • You like candy.
  • You like supporting local bookstores (and authors, and publishers).
  • You want to win a gift certificate.

Srsly, if this is you, check out the event link above… and be sure to reblog for the other candy-eating scifi-writing hieroglyphic-reading nerds out there.

colorado folks! signal boost please! 

karenfelloutofbedagain:

Did you miss getting your free copy of Turtle yesterday? Lucky for you, there’s more!
Yesterday, the Kindle version of my novel Turtle: The American Contrition of Franz Ferdinand was available for the great low price of zero dollars. 106 people snatched it up while it was free, but what if you weren’t one of those lucky bastards? You still have options!
1) If you are a Prime Kindle Member, you can borrow Turtle for free from your Kindle with the Kindle Owner’s Lending Library. Yep, free! I guess that’s just how libraries work, bro. 
2) Head on down to your local library and request that they get a copy. Seriously, libraries do that. Just ask for a request form. 
3) Or, if you don’t want to ever give it back, buy it! The digital copy will be yours to keep forever or until e-readers become obsolete. The hard copy will be yours until you lose it. 
4) OR YOU CAN REBLOG THIS POST FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN ONE OF TWO FREE SIGNED COPIES OF TURTLE. That’s right, signed hard copies. I will even mail them to you for free. Because they are real, tangible, hard copies, they are guaranteed to never become obsolete until the English language itself expires from the face of the earth. 
So how do you win one of these two free copies? Just reblog this post. You can win one of two ways: My 950th follower will automatically receive a free copy (I currently have 895 of you goons). And on the day that I gain my 950th follower, I will randomly choose, from the people who have reblogged this post, a single individual to receive a second signed copy. In order to win, you do not necessarily have to be following me. Multiple entries count, and following me counts as an entry. Um… I think that’s pretty much it. If you don’t know how giveaways work by now, what are you doing on Tumblr anyway? 

Currently at 949 followers! The next follower gets a free copy of the book, as well as one lucky reblogger of this post! :)

karenfelloutofbedagain:

Did you miss getting your free copy of Turtle yesterday? Lucky for you, there’s more!


Yesterday, the Kindle version of my novel Turtle: The American Contrition of Franz Ferdinand was available for the great low price of zero dollars. 106 people snatched it up while it was free, but what if you weren’t one of those lucky bastards? You still have options!

1) If you are a Prime Kindle Member, you can borrow Turtle for free from your Kindle with the Kindle Owner’s Lending Library. Yep, free! I guess that’s just how libraries work, bro. 

2) Head on down to your local library and request that they get a copy. Seriously, libraries do that. Just ask for a request form. 

3) Or, if you don’t want to ever give it back, buy it! The digital copy will be yours to keep forever or until e-readers become obsolete. The hard copy will be yours until you lose it. 

4) OR YOU CAN REBLOG THIS POST FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN ONE OF TWO FREE SIGNED COPIES OF TURTLE. That’s right, signed hard copies. I will even mail them to you for free. Because they are real, tangible, hard copies, they are guaranteed to never become obsolete until the English language itself expires from the face of the earth. 

So how do you win one of these two free copies? Just reblog this post. You can win one of two ways: My 950th follower will automatically receive a free copy (I currently have 895 of you goons). And on the day that I gain my 950th follower, I will randomly choose, from the people who have reblogged this post, a single individual to receive a second signed copy. In order to win, you do not necessarily have to be following me. Multiple entries count, and following me counts as an entry. Um… I think that’s pretty much it. If you don’t know how giveaways work by now, what are you doing on Tumblr anyway? 

Currently at 949 followers! The next follower gets a free copy of the book, as well as one lucky reblogger of this post! :)